A MILKMAN was in the habit of freely adulterating his milk with water. His customers, of course, suffered thereby; but the vendor of milk and water, if suspected, was not detected. Not long since he was converted to God, and immediately gave up watering his milk. As he had very good cows, his milk was now so rich and good that every one was commenting on it, and one lady said to him―
“Whatever has happened to your milk? It used to be so poor, and now it is so rich and creamy.”
“Oh ma’am, I’ll just tell you how that is. The Lord has converted my soul; and so, ma’am, as a consequence, my milk got converted too.”
The lady believed in conversion after that!