Saturday, August 2, 2014

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An Obituary

He brushed his teeth twice a day.

He had a doctor’s check up twice a year.

He wore his boots when it rained.

He slept with the windows open.

He got at least eight hours sleep a night.

He stuck to a diet with lots of fruit and vegetables.

He never smoked, drank, or lost his temper.

He had his tonsils out when he was young.

He had a regular exercise program.

He was set to live to be a hundred.

The funeral will be held Wednesday. He is survived by 18 specialists, four health institutions, six gyms, and numerous manufacturers of health foods and antiseptics.

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His One Mistake

He forgot God, and lived as if time and this world was all that there was. He is like the man of whom the Lord sadly said, “One thing thou lackest” (Mark 10:21). He lacked the thing he needed the most. He lacked salvation.

 

             
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